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I also make sure that I share equally with the household chores and cleaning.
I am still very much physically attracted to my wife and I tell her that I think she's beautiful and sexy quite frequently.
You can talk to a person, but can't see what they look like.
Even if you have a great conversation with a person, you're not going to want to bone them if they look like Rex from close to getting it right—the one thing they didn't anticipate: charging money kills erections faster than, I dunno, bees?
I treat her very well, provide most of the financial responsibility of our household, and make sure that I continue to take her out on dates, buy small gifts for her, bring her flowers, etc.
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